Asher Roth’s Second Single
By pmd on Apr 6, 2009 in Hip Hop |
Caption contest…I gotta let the haters live too
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“I had no idea you were white”
Disco Vietnam | Apr 6, 2009 | Reply
CAPTION “PRE EMPTLY PAUSE YOUR LOOKING QUITE TRIM ASH”
frank | Apr 6, 2009 | Reply
“You know she’s a post-op tranny right?”
Che | Apr 6, 2009 | Reply
rosenberg when asher roth goes platinum and lets say ur not working at hot 97 he will never even twitter u back let alone answer calls….just remember rosenberg dnt let these guys pimp ya while “posing” as genuine fam…
frank | Apr 6, 2009 | Reply
rosenberg: come on let me suck it
Asher: ha are you serious?….ok
yo | Apr 7, 2009 | Reply
rosenberg: Okay. Let me have half of your hair.
Roth: SHUT THE F UP B4 I BUTT RAPE U
P | Apr 7, 2009 | Reply
Asher: “My album is out do you think I want to watch football with you”
Peter: *wimper* “No”
console | Apr 7, 2009 | Reply
“i just got green lantern in for tour dj, what the f**k do i want from you”
p | Apr 7, 2009 | Reply
Pete: ” … It’s peter, man. not paul”
Asher: ” Oh right (awkward laugh) … Got you!”
Brent | Apr 7, 2009 | Reply
Asher: “Peter you got them $20 I let you borrow last week?”
Pete: “Ummm..hhuh..”
2nd single is hot though
Proda | Apr 7, 2009 | Reply
Peter: Alright. If you were a chick, whose the one guy you would sleep with?
Peter and Asher: John Stamos!
Deck | Apr 7, 2009 | Reply
peter: eh yo..ash, was that gianna i just saw you walk in with?
asher: oh…ehhh,yeah man. but its cool thou right?
peter: *as he walks away* Gassed up,goofy haired,saddle wearing FUCK!!!
Mr.Diggs | Apr 7, 2009 | Reply
Asher: Is your hair growing back
Rosenberg: I’m not only the president I’m also a client.
the nyce one | Apr 7, 2009 | Reply
Peter: Did we just become best friends?!
Asher: YUP!
Mark Twain Fame | Apr 7, 2009 | Reply
Asher: Yo Peter, idd you see the new Star Trek trailer?!
Peter: Holy Crapballs Ash buddy did I ever! WOOO!
Mark Twain Fame | Apr 7, 2009 | Reply
CaPtiOn “HeY AsH u tried to touch my man cypha meat….Yeaaaaaaaa bro
MikeFroMdABx | Apr 7, 2009 | Reply
“We’re white, jewish, and love hip-hop. Could life be any better?”
Inf-X | Apr 7, 2009 | Reply
“Asher, your blonde hair is masking your judaism pretty, pretty, good!” (Larry David voice)
ERIK Abriss | Apr 7, 2009 | Reply
I was hoping to say “at least this is better than that I Love College wackness”, but it’s not.
And I was at least hoping to say “at least it has a pretty good Cee-Lo hook”, but that isn’t that great either.
C’mon man, he may be a chill dude, but this guy just straight up sucks…
mark p. | Apr 7, 2009 | Reply
Eminem Steve Berman skit.
Street Records just told me to shove this record up my ass.You know how it feels to be told to have a record shoved up your ass?
Slore f-er | Apr 7, 2009 | Reply
“white on white grime.”
Glad you guys are “Juan-Epping” more these days. Please keep up the great work.
pointpusher | Apr 7, 2009 | Reply
Everything I hear is seeming like this kid’s album is going to be SICK
soulknowledge | Apr 7, 2009 | Reply
What are your plans for Seder? You should stop bye.
hate | Apr 7, 2009 | Reply
pete: yo ash, have you seen the movie HOT ROD?
asher: have i? i own it. you know jews have to support fellow
jews. don’t sleep on a classic.
Turtles | Apr 8, 2009 | Reply
Peter: Man hug?
Asher: Sure
*Seanie culture walks in*
Seanie: MY LAWD!
Mychal | Apr 8, 2009 | Reply
Peter: U know your shit’s gonna flop right
Asher: Yeah I know, that fucking Eminem just dropped a a new video yesterday…
EdHardyWearingDouchebag | Apr 8, 2009 | Reply
Ash:Nigga u Gay!
Peter:Nah Kid, I said NO HOMO!!
WrdToBigBrd | Apr 8, 2009 | Reply
ASHER: why are so many people hating on your site?
PETER: don’t worry, when they hate, that means they love you.
SOULJA BOY: “tell em i say dey can blow balls from a distance…”
MAINO: i don’t type, fuck boot camp, b.i.g. all day
DAYTONA: hey ash, just pull your dick out, put it in their face and see what happens
you already know | Apr 9, 2009 | Reply
RICO: don’t matter, i come home to money
CIPHA: ash is still underground? that means he sucks.
Q-TIP: hey, PAUL!!!
JUANITO: zzzzzzzzzz…..
CNN: i don’t know the words to “Illegal Life”
ASHER: hold up, hold up… this blog is supposed to be about my single!!!
DJ DRAMA: WE SO NICE RIGHT NOW!!! GANGSTA GRIZZZZLLZZZZZ
CANNON: cannon, cannon, cannon…
you already know | Apr 9, 2009 | Reply
Asher: Dude, Bret should’ve done the job. Bret screwed Bret, just admit it, it’s OK!
Paul: But they were in Cana… ok, Bret screwed Bret. *frowns*
DANJ! | Apr 9, 2009 | Reply
Wow… my bad PETE.
DANJ! | Apr 9, 2009 | Reply
DAYTONA: “Yo Pete, I didn’t know that was your girl in the Throw Some Cheese video, don’t cry b/c I boned her, we now know her true colors.”
boi-dan | Apr 9, 2009 | Reply
MJ ROSENBERG: “Pete there is some things I can only talk to your brother about, don’t take it personal, but my real career is too hard for you to comprehend”
boi-dan | Apr 9, 2009 | Reply
ASHER (thinking): Damn I hate paying dues. [forces smile]
boi-dan | Apr 9, 2009 | Reply
ASHER (thinking): I feel like a politician.
boi-dan | Apr 9, 2009 | Reply
ASHER (thinking): Didn’t I just loose this guy. [forces smile]
boi-dan | Apr 9, 2009 | Reply
PETE: I love the way you cheat the blacks.
ASHER: No, I love the way you cheat the blacks.
PETE: Ah, stop it.
ASHER: No, seriously your usury game is admirable.
boi-dan | Apr 9, 2009 | Reply
ASHER: Yep, yiddish moms, you know how it goes.
PETE: Yep, you can set your clock to it..
boi-dan | Apr 9, 2009 | Reply
PETE: I call my jewish brother son, ‘cuz he shine line one.
ASHER: Thats ODB right, no Nas???
boi-dan | Apr 9, 2009 | Reply
>>EMINEM, MINUS THE NERD SWAG = PAUL BARMAN>>
ANOTHER WHITE RAPPER THAT SOUNDS LIKE BIG BIRD. JUST WHAT WE NEEDED.
DUDE SHOULD HAVE BEEN A GHOSTWRITER. HES GOT SKILLS.
HOWEVER.
SINCE IMAGE IS WHAT THIS WWF HIP HOP WORLD HAS BECOME.
HIS IMAGE SUX.
WHITE PICKET FENCE RAP.
HE PITY FUCKED HIS WAY THROUGH COLLEGE.
hopoff | Apr 10, 2009 | Reply
PETE: Yeah, Dru Ha is the man.
ASH: He gives me hope.
boi-dan | Apr 11, 2009 | Reply
That green REALLY brings out your eyes! REALLY FERG?
FreshSeth | Apr 17, 2009 | Reply