okay listened to the whole thing…great, classic, funny, intersting, and also…damn peter…the Friends Zone is the The Dead Zone. Honestly, just ask the chick if you guys can hang out/ go on a date, then go from there…simple as that.
rosenberg i go through the same fucking thing man..chicks are so fucking complicated and they always want dirty cock and hate the nice guys yet they say they want a nice guy
Love you Peter, man this podcast would be nothing without your funny comments, yo it must suck working with two assholes like Rico and Cipha. Trust man you make the podcast and the morning show, and neither the podcast or morning show needs that disgusting Cipha sounds
lol rico sounding like hitch and shit! lol this is 1 of the best juan epsteins ever…you need these exact people bringing in rappers and producers and shit is nice but this is the best…rico really helps you guys more then you think.
Pete. Your problem isn’t that you talk too much (ok a little) is that you joke too funny. How many “funny guys” at the party are knocking down the draws? Not too many. You need to replace your constant joking with “STRATEGIC WIT”. Drop a few gems here and there.
rosenberg i remember you got gassed in your video for the kweli “one step beyond” concert. the part where you were arguing with the drunk white kids about the best rapper/best rap album and you were like “my hip hop credentials are sooo…blah blah…i don’t even have to dignify you with an answer…” that was mad cocky. just cuz you’re a dj on hot 97 doesnt mean you have a better knowledge of hip hop. DONT GET GASSED!
Love ya Rosenberg, you mad sexy. The only good think about that fat Puerto Rican is that your awesomeness makes him less repulsive. Keep being funny dude, your the only reason to listen to hot97.
VERBAL DIARRHEA!!!!! Rosenberg you need to shut the fuck up!! Stop talking!!! You really need a chic who is more gangster then you, so she can tell you :SHUT THE FUCK UP” I swear if I were one of these “nappy headed hoes” you talk to, I would have to put you in your place! All you need is one night of a chic taking over, and you will be cured. And the only way to get over one lost love, is to fuck, fuck, fuck, even if you gotta “thumb it in” MY LORD
Good Juan Ep, very funny from a female standpoint. Very theraputic. I know where you’re coming from Rosenberg. I’m a chick with the same problem, afraid to holla. Although this podcast explains why I hollered at a certain Jewish DJ and got back an odd response. He could have closed the deal. No hard feelings though. And Ciph, what’s wrong with hiphop chicks, really?
Hey Peter… wake up man. Listen to the people around you. First of all you definately gettin Gassed. I was thinkin the exact same thing at the start of the podcast even before you started talkin about. Keep yourself in check man
Secondly grow some balls… that whole Lindsay call was embarassing. Rico hit the nail on the head… you lackin dat killer instinct… definately some white sh!t there man
whens the next ep coming? Just got on the Juan EP wagon recently but ive caught up on every past Juan EP in the last 2 weeks. Used to fucks wit ur show on WJFK before that douchebag Don got u fired. Keep up the good work…One Volume!
don’t even F***in play around or play what if on the the F***in podcast any F***in more
the day the podcast ends is the day i go psycho!!!! for real
juan ep is a sexi podcast
u people need to put tape on rico’s mouth
and lock ebro in a closet noly during the podcast tho. cuz they’re pansies but i gues they make the show interesting
the only guy that seems to have a chance to actually be with some woman, rather than get some occasional ass from random hood rats is you. your strategy ss like a long term investment. that’s how i see it.
Your big tit blonde friend is not going to fuck you. Chicks know from the first time they meet you if they are going to fuck you or not. You’ve been friends with her for 4-5 years and got no burn? Let it go my friend you’re just a friend and if she ever fucks you it will be out of pity.
First off the Celtics are underachievers with a sub-par performance or lack there of from Paul Pierce this entire series he has been a joke Making Kendrick Perkins play like hes back in High School and making Big baby look like he needs another size up in that Jersey he squeezes on every night the only bright spot for these Larry Bird wanna-bees is that Rajon Rondo finally decided to play like a Star instead of letting Brian Scalabrinie a.k.a. Jackie Moon with that “you know your a red headed white boy head band on” try to lead the break. I understand that a few people think this is an amazing series and it deserves to be mentioned but to think the Chicago Bulls are putting it to the Celtics and pushing this series to a game 7 is a joke. The Celtics are returning defending Champions what is the deal does one player mean that much to a team or are this years Celtics a bunch of underachievers with Paul Pierce Leading the Pack . I understand that Kevin Garnett is a Beast on the hardwood but he never won a championship until he came to Boston so he is not the key to them winning and slamming the door on these BULLS and Michael Jordan is not going to come thru the doors for Vinney del Negro I can Promise you that. I definetly think that this is almost identical to last years Playoffs when again the underachieving Celtics almost got knocked off by the 8th seeded Atlanta Hawks which if you look at a replay of that series its another classic example of the Boston Celtics underachieving and barley getting away with a series win. We all know that its going to be Kobe vs Lebron in the finals and I think we have all been waiting for this for a long time now. So Rosenberg its great that your a Celtics Fan but step off there nizzes they aint horses I highly doubt that you have been a Boston fan your whole life since you and I are the same age I know unlike most that the Great ‘C’s have been horrible for most of your exsistince and to think that you stuck with them after Reggie Lewis Passed and they becam extra bad with Pervis Ellison on the floor lol. Im sure you were there while Losing became a part of the culture in Beantown hu ? Eithier way this years Celts are underacievers and cant do it with KG this year or Without KG. THEY SUCK!!!!!! Go CLEVELAND. One More thing get back on what made us come to this web-site, Not the fact that you love hip hop big deal we do to, and not the fact that your on (HIGHLY OVERRATED HIGHLY HIGHLY OVERRATED) HOT97 NA BRA we dont come on here for none of that we come on here to listen to JUAN EPSTIEN that something special we cant get anywhere else. So get off Asher’s wack CD and start dropping that ‘ISH that made us like you in the first place. Otherwise your just like the rest of them a front running xtra tight white guy who’s becoming way to gassed for anyone to stand to hear for more than 45sec .
Your still a beast but need to be checked Cyph needs to wake up and check your over gassed a*s!
peter, i really, REALLY hope that whole situation is somehow one big april fools joke.
darrell johnson | Apr 1, 2009 | Reply
back once again?!…nice…keepin it at Juan Volume…yessir.
Mark Twain Fame | Apr 1, 2009 | Reply
nostalgic cig’s and pussy – i get it. Its strange, but i get it!
RON BROWNZ SUCKS | Apr 1, 2009 | Reply
STOP HATING ON RICO, THAT DUDE A GGGGGGGGG
young piff clinton | Apr 1, 2009 | Reply
yo peter you need to stop puttin your biz out there like that but the shit is funny! good luck man.
ciph & rosenberg keep up the great work my dudes
ST.CDL | Apr 1, 2009 | Reply
okay listened to the whole thing…great, classic, funny, intersting, and also…damn peter…the Friends Zone is the The Dead Zone. Honestly, just ask the chick if you guys can hang out/ go on a date, then go from there…simple as that.
Mark Twain Fame | Apr 1, 2009 | Reply
o shit, you guys mentioned Max & French, good looks
young piff clinton | Apr 1, 2009 | Reply
DAMN! Rico is fuckin pimpin, pimpin! Rosenberg, step your game up. Now i understand why you can’t close the deal on sluts.
Great Juan Epstein.
Magnus B | Apr 1, 2009 | Reply
Where is the picture of Lindsey. Put her on
Keep up the juan ep … more the betta
JPP | Apr 1, 2009 | Reply
another classic.
lindsey seems like she has a cool personality, but most importantly,
SOME BIG ASS TITS!
don’t let her slip away.
she has potential of becoming mrs. epstein in the future.
Turtles | Apr 1, 2009 | Reply
I love this podcast. Seriously.
Rosenberg’s reflections on life mirror my own so closely, it’s crazy.
MILES D. CAT | Apr 1, 2009 | Reply
rosenberg i go through the same fucking thing man..chicks are so fucking complicated and they always want dirty cock and hate the nice guys yet they say they want a nice guy
tantrum | Apr 1, 2009 | Reply
man, that was funny as usual. I have to say that I really like Rico, he was dropping some gems!
sam grimmer | Apr 1, 2009 | Reply
BTW if yall wanna c the chimis the pic is on ciphs website.
JD | Apr 1, 2009 | Reply
Love you Peter, man this podcast would be nothing without your funny comments, yo it must suck working with two assholes like Rico and Cipha. Trust man you make the podcast and the morning show, and neither the podcast or morning show needs that disgusting Cipha sounds
GABBY | Apr 1, 2009 | Reply
What’s with lindsey being hard to hear? I BLAME RICO! You better blame jewish god for your way with chicks! MY LORD!
Random | Apr 1, 2009 | Reply
whoa rico got game. WTF happened to Rosenberg he’s gassed but getting no pussy? This Juan Ep was hilarious
console | Apr 1, 2009 | Reply
rosenberg’s seriously showed off his lack of game on this one. hilarious but a tragedy… a sad clown
mn | Apr 1, 2009 | Reply
lol rico sounding like hitch and shit! lol this is 1 of the best juan epsteins ever…you need these exact people bringing in rappers and producers and shit is nice but this is the best…rico really helps you guys more then you think.
Mychal | Apr 1, 2009 | Reply
ohh shit!!!! a back-to-back podcast..made my day.
freshfrom82 | Apr 2, 2009 | Reply
Pete. Your problem isn’t that you talk too much (ok a little) is that you joke too funny. How many “funny guys” at the party are knocking down the draws? Not too many. You need to replace your constant joking with “STRATEGIC WIT”. Drop a few gems here and there.
Julz The Great | Apr 2, 2009 | Reply
its that you joke too much*
Julz The Great | Apr 2, 2009 | Reply
rosenberg i remember you got gassed in your video for the kweli “one step beyond” concert. the part where you were arguing with the drunk white kids about the best rapper/best rap album and you were like “my hip hop credentials are sooo…blah blah…i don’t even have to dignify you with an answer…” that was mad cocky. just cuz you’re a dj on hot 97 doesnt mean you have a better knowledge of hip hop. DONT GET GASSED!
gozomo33 | Apr 2, 2009 | Reply
Rosenberg when your uncomfortable you make fun of yourself. don’t do that.
but most of have similiar traits to you, these are common obstacles.
if anything we learn from you when you air your shit out, because sometimes people relate and it helps them solve their issues.
lastly, Cyph!? where the fuck is that weekly dj mix? No Dj mixes?
Malik | Apr 3, 2009 | Reply
i came on here to see the pic of boobies…and all i got was a pic of you two.
great show.
roamr1 | Apr 3, 2009 | Reply
Love ya Rosenberg, you mad sexy. The only good think about that fat Puerto Rican is that your awesomeness makes him less repulsive. Keep being funny dude, your the only reason to listen to hot97.
hotty | Apr 3, 2009 | Reply
“I got no game, its just some b!tches understand my story” – Nas
boi-dan | Apr 3, 2009 | Reply
VERBAL DIARRHEA!!!!! Rosenberg you need to shut the fuck up!! Stop talking!!! You really need a chic who is more gangster then you, so she can tell you :SHUT THE FUCK UP” I swear if I were one of these “nappy headed hoes” you talk to, I would have to put you in your place! All you need is one night of a chic taking over, and you will be cured. And the only way to get over one lost love, is to fuck, fuck, fuck, even if you gotta “thumb it in” MY LORD
Goldyfox23 | Apr 4, 2009 | Reply
This wasn’t the best juan ep, but it was iight. It would’ve been better if u jus kept it 2 JUAN & EPSTEIN. I dont mind jenn, but rico gots 2 go!!!
ILL-MIL | Apr 4, 2009 | Reply
another qulity juan ep, listened to it 3 times already, yes i m tht big loser.
Where the F*CK is the pic of Liz’s boobs? you let me down…
perfection7 | Apr 6, 2009 | Reply
Good Juan Ep, very funny from a female standpoint. Very theraputic. I know where you’re coming from Rosenberg. I’m a chick with the same problem, afraid to holla. Although this podcast explains why I hollered at a certain Jewish DJ and got back an odd response. He could have closed the deal. No hard feelings though. And Ciph, what’s wrong with hiphop chicks, really?
Moi.com | Apr 6, 2009 | Reply
@ Perfection7 I’ve listened to this episode a couple of times It’s funny as fuck
console | Apr 6, 2009 | Reply
Yo to me this was the second best Juan Epstein on random b\s number 1 is the Daytona episode, classic.
keep it up fellas!!!
E-nyce | Apr 7, 2009 | Reply
Long time First time….
Hey Peter… wake up man. Listen to the people around you. First of all you definately gettin Gassed. I was thinkin the exact same thing at the start of the podcast even before you started talkin about. Keep yourself in check man
Secondly grow some balls… that whole Lindsay call was embarassing. Rico hit the nail on the head… you lackin dat killer instinct… definately some white sh!t there man
Tony Stark | Apr 8, 2009 | Reply
good ep of Juan Ep
I liked the references to Puck…he was a weird white boy
but the Lindsay call had my skin crawling…Rosenberg is so fuckin girly I could barely finish listening I was so embarrassed for him
when you want sex the best thing is to just get her alone and whip out your meat *pause*
Rosenberg has the ‘get her alone’ part right but he’s so fuckin girly, he’s scared to just be aggressive
funniest shit was when he said Daytona was going to be at the end of the brooklyn bridge to take his girl, I was rolling
L-S | Apr 8, 2009 | Reply
whens the next ep coming? Just got on the Juan EP wagon recently but ive caught up on every past Juan EP in the last 2 weeks. Used to fucks wit ur show on WJFK before that douchebag Don got u fired. Keep up the good work…One Volume!
Alan | Apr 13, 2009 | Reply
don’t even F***in play around or play what if on the the F***in podcast any F***in more
the day the podcast ends is the day i go psycho!!!! for real
juan ep is a sexi podcast
u people need to put tape on rico’s mouth
and lock ebro in a closet noly during the podcast tho. cuz they’re pansies but i gues they make the show interesting
Amanda-Renae | Apr 14, 2009 | Reply
ohh yea mr. rosenberg
ur a effin pansy
u needs tah grow sum nsacs and tell linsey that she need tah hop on the rosenberg express she obviously likes u
Amanda-Renae | Apr 14, 2009 | Reply
the only guy that seems to have a chance to actually be with some woman, rather than get some occasional ass from random hood rats is you. your strategy ss like a long term investment. that’s how i see it.
lsitenup | Apr 14, 2009 | Reply
Am I missing somethin’? Should there be two more Juan Ep’s up on here from this month?
Love the show by the way. PLEASE keep ‘em coming – this is Hip Hop history in the making right here.
Also, some tracks to mention/drop that you may not have already;
McGruff “Harlem Kidz Get Biz”
Big L/Shyheim “Furious Anger” – really dope beat
Saukrates “Father Time”
Thanks.
James | Apr 16, 2009 | Reply
Hey Rosenberg
Your big tit blonde friend is not going to fuck you. Chicks know from the first time they meet you if they are going to fuck you or not. You’ve been friends with her for 4-5 years and got no burn? Let it go my friend you’re just a friend and if she ever fucks you it will be out of pity.
Hope I helped.
XOXO
Nattie | Apr 18, 2009 | Reply
Hey Rosenberg,
Just heard this new song. Check it out –
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=00ZHah-c0hQ
It is quite possible the most BEAUTIFUL song I have ever heard plus the chick is HOT.
J | Apr 19, 2009 | Reply
What’s even better about the aforementioned song above is that it’s about her teenage crush on Daniel San from Karate Kid – how dope is that!!!
J | Apr 19, 2009 | Reply
did u guys dead juan ep?
roo | Apr 30, 2009 | Reply
Dear Peter,
When the fuck are you going to post a new Juan Epstein?
Arnold Yun | May 4, 2009 | Reply
First off the Celtics are underachievers with a sub-par performance or lack there of from Paul Pierce this entire series he has been a joke Making Kendrick Perkins play like hes back in High School and making Big baby look like he needs another size up in that Jersey he squeezes on every night the only bright spot for these Larry Bird wanna-bees is that Rajon Rondo finally decided to play like a Star instead of letting Brian Scalabrinie a.k.a. Jackie Moon with that “you know your a red headed white boy head band on” try to lead the break. I understand that a few people think this is an amazing series and it deserves to be mentioned but to think the Chicago Bulls are putting it to the Celtics and pushing this series to a game 7 is a joke. The Celtics are returning defending Champions what is the deal does one player mean that much to a team or are this years Celtics a bunch of underachievers with Paul Pierce Leading the Pack . I understand that Kevin Garnett is a Beast on the hardwood but he never won a championship until he came to Boston so he is not the key to them winning and slamming the door on these BULLS and Michael Jordan is not going to come thru the doors for Vinney del Negro I can Promise you that. I definetly think that this is almost identical to last years Playoffs when again the underachieving Celtics almost got knocked off by the 8th seeded Atlanta Hawks which if you look at a replay of that series its another classic example of the Boston Celtics underachieving and barley getting away with a series win. We all know that its going to be Kobe vs Lebron in the finals and I think we have all been waiting for this for a long time now. So Rosenberg its great that your a Celtics Fan but step off there nizzes they aint horses I highly doubt that you have been a Boston fan your whole life since you and I are the same age I know unlike most that the Great ‘C’s have been horrible for most of your exsistince and to think that you stuck with them after Reggie Lewis Passed and they becam extra bad with Pervis Ellison on the floor lol. Im sure you were there while Losing became a part of the culture in Beantown hu ? Eithier way this years Celts are underacievers and cant do it with KG this year or Without KG. THEY SUCK!!!!!! Go CLEVELAND. One More thing get back on what made us come to this web-site, Not the fact that you love hip hop big deal we do to, and not the fact that your on (HIGHLY OVERRATED HIGHLY HIGHLY OVERRATED) HOT97 NA BRA we dont come on here for none of that we come on here to listen to JUAN EPSTIEN that something special we cant get anywhere else. So get off Asher’s wack CD and start dropping that ‘ISH that made us like you in the first place. Otherwise your just like the rest of them a front running xtra tight white guy who’s becoming way to gassed for anyone to stand to hear for more than 45sec .
Your still a beast but need to be checked Cyph needs to wake up and check your over gassed a*s!
Jones | May 4, 2009 | Reply