Not “you” — my readers. The proverbial “you”.
Well Ciph definitely got something right about Thanksgiving. People apparently really do go crazy for black Friday shopping. So crazy out in Valley Stream evidently–that crazed shoppers trampled a 34 year old employee to death. Talk about the dumbest fucks in the world. NOT ONLY are you on line at 3:30 am on a holiday to spend money that you don’t have (if you did have the money–would you wake up at 3 am to go to Wal Mart?) but you’re so riled up at the prospect of saving 10 bucks on a wii or 50 bucks off of a plasma that you had to bumrush the store and kill an employee. When I heard this story it never even crossed my mind that it could have happened in New York. I’m ashamed.
That said–I hope you’re having a great weekend!