Happy Tuesday Kids!

Not for me, really. I’m having a horrible week–starting with a near riot at Mickey Ds last Friday. But your favorite hip hoppy jew always wants to make your week better so I’m still here to drop some science on the week’s most important issues.

my one gripe this season is not enought Chris-ta-fah. That shoud change next week, though

The Sopranos- It’s not getting worse. To those of you who say I’m overrating this season just because I want so badly for the series to end well—blow me–it IS ending that well. Some things are as good as advertised. The Sopranos are like an NBA vet who is just turning in a vintage playoff performance. They’ve been here before. They know how to step up when it’s time. This series will finish right where it started–one of the greatest pieces of television ever created. I love this show so much that I shit in the shower today and stepped in it–and I LIKED IT.

Speaking of the NBA playoffs—have you ever seen a better premature celebration than the one that took place in Oakland on Sunday after the Warriors knocked off the Mavs. Don Nelson must be rolling over in his grave–oh wait–he’s still coaching? Either way–he must have hated it. He knows better than anyone that Avery Johnson will have this team ready. You can go on ahead and mark down your calendar for a seven game series and I can totally see Dallas being the ninth team in history to come back from a 3-1 defecit.

The TNT crew continues to be the best in-studio sports team on Earth. I look forward to watching them every single night. However, have you noticed that when either EJ or Charles isn’t there that it becomes unwatchable? It’s really weird. You take away one piece of the puzzle, and the whole thing falls apart.

A-Rod is good. He’s really good. I’m a Sox fan. I HATE the Yankees more than the Cowboys—and as much as Duke, but A-Rod is a treat to watch. Major League Baseball needs him too. I’m guessing they’re not too excited about Bonds approaching Aaron’s record. MLB is handling this like they’re counting down to the next school shooting. Inappropriate.

WOOOOO. Fresh on the heat from the Horsemen DVD—Vince finally decided to push this Flair-Carlito feud, and I couldn’t be happier about it. I’m nostalgic and I just love the Nature Boy. Also on the WWE tip, I’m so siked about Vince taking the ECW Championship. When the ship is sinking, bring in Vince as a heel. And ECW has been sinking for a while. With Lashley hurt, look for a McMahon-RVD run. I have a hunch Vince is going to make ECW more extreme than anyone else on the roster. Say what you want, but Vince will pour it out to sell his product.

Wooooooo—indeed

I just ordered a Verizon phone. I got so sick of my Sidekick going constantly to voice mail. You know what? Fuck T-Moible. They never did shit for me (but if they offer me some dough, I can change my tune). Verizon customers are as satisfied as Patriots fans–I’m jumping on board.

Speaking of Patriots fans–COUNT ME IN! Brady to Moss? Get the fuck outta here. I love it. They are going to be a fucking problem.