Wow and Duke Continues to Get Worse in My Eyes….
By pmd on Mar 18, 2007 in Life, Sports |
cry bitches…cry
So I’m sitting here trying to DJ in the fine fast food restaurant that I hold down as the bars get out on Friday and Saturday nights in downtown DC and somehow—Duke has found a way to fuck up my night.
I mean Duke has been good to me this week. They lost to VCU which helped my pool and then of course, Duke sucking turned me into a youtube legend in the ACC. So for one day I really didn’t hate Duke that much. I hated Gary Williams for not fouling sooner and leaving Mike Jones on the bench for entirely too long. I hate the ref who called an absurd charge on DJ Strawberry. But for an hour or two–I didn’t hate Duke.
But then a Duke grad showed up and got my mind right. I fucking hate Duke. The conversation started out innocently and respectfully enough (though he had a smug obnoxious tone before I even knew he was a Dukie), but before long his snobbyness and ignorance took over.
He recognized me from the Duke video and took exception with my “blind hate” of Duke. He started out by saying “you know you guys lost today, right?” Then after picking up his food (keep in mind this kid was in the Mickey Ds by himself at 3 am–I guess no chicks were feeling his “you know I went to an almost Ivy league school” game), he approached me to continue the discussion.
“You’re video was funny, but I don’t understand your blind hate for Duke. First of all, you know Maryland is not our rival no matter how much you think you are? UNC is our rival.” Wow, and the snobbyness begins. I don’t care if we are Duke’s number one rival or not. It means nothing to me (as I told him). We own Duke. Over the last five years, we have rolled into Cameron and over and over again and have showed absolutely no fear. This year we swept Duke, had a better season, and made it further in the tournament. Yet still I have some 24 year old virgin talking shit to me. He then tried to tell me that the Henderson punch was not a punch at all. He said it was a hard foul, but that he was going for the ball. He echoed Coach K’s classless and disgusting sentiment that Hansbrough “shouldn’t have been on the floor and trying to score” with under 20 seconds left. He said Duke NEVER gets calls, especially against UNC. He said the media does not favor Duke. He even said that Duke is MORE diverse than Maryland. He then called ME a delusionall moron as he ran off yelling and trying to act tough as he walked out the door and I sat in my seat. Duke bitches…silly little bitches…
whos the hot brunette in your dukes sucks video? i wanna see more of her
Tara | Mar 19, 2007 | Reply
Tyler is my nephew. I sent your video to his mom, dad, brothers, uncles, grandparents and to Tyler…that is HILARIOUS!!
Just thought I’d give ya some props. Really funny.
Lisa | Mar 19, 2007 | Reply
Yo, video was hilarious. Never seen anything like it, all points were true. Ive been sayin all that for years, and u beat me to the video. mims’ beat was hot. GO HUSKIES, DUCK FUKE. UConn has beat Duke the past 4 meetings, waiting for #5.
Busy Burrill | Mar 19, 2007 | Reply
Yo! I just saw your Duke Sucks video… Damn that was deep, I have to say that I’m a Duke fan, but that S%$T was funny as hell! It was clever, but you forgot to mention guys holden it down in the league like Boozer, Brand, Duhon, Maggette, and last I checked Sheldon was gettin his. I still must say that vid was nasty! And your right JJ is a bitch and that is coming from a DUKIE! Keep hatin, that’s what makes this fun. F-Carolina. Peace
eric | Mar 19, 2007 | Reply
Love your anti-dook posts. Only one request…to be a true die hard dook hater…you gotta spell ‘dook’ as ‘dook’. This has been a LONG tradition of the die hard Heels.
Props to the Terps…my next favorite team in the ACC.
GO HEELS!!!
Tar Heel | Mar 20, 2007 | Reply
you gotta bust on shane battier. he is nothing in the nba, his head is even weider than sheldon’s, and he was a bitch like jj. god i hate duke.
Andy | Mar 20, 2007 | Reply
just wanted to let you know that you made fox 5 11 o clock news last night
Jasper | Mar 20, 2007 | Reply
Hey Jasper, what did 5 11 o clock say?
John | Mar 21, 2007 | Reply
Dude, props on the video. It was amazingly funny. I’ve seen it like 10 times and still can’t keep a straight face, becuase its SO TRUE!!
Randyn | Mar 21, 2007 | Reply
Can you get it through your little pea sized brain that Duke does not give a fu*k about MARYLAND! They are not our rivals nor do they have the academic talent that our students have! Go suck our co*cks!
Dukie | Mar 21, 2007 | Reply
As an avid Duke hater you sealed the deal, especially when I watched it 2 hours before they lost in the tourney. I wasnt aware that other schools and fans hated Duke so much. As a KENTUCKY fan the 1992 Laettner shot will always hurt, matter of fact, that was the last time I actually cried.
Thank you for hitting almost everything in your video, the ugly bitches, the gay players and coach and the media sucking them every day. You landed this one man.
DUKE= FAGGOTS
Next time, maybe we can get a Cherokee Parks clown. Him and Laettner did wrestle naked on the big D after practice.
Keep Em coming……GO CATS
Ryan | Mar 21, 2007 | Reply
Dude… unbelievably funny video. So good it deserves a top five:
5. All the awkward white dookie shots/dunks/etc.
4. JJ’s bacne.
3. The Redickulous-ly gay shot. Notice the dookie on the right looking up, about to get a clue to how him and his buddy are being tooled.
2. 19 year-old soccer moms. Pure genius.
1. The poor little dookie crying with the Terps about to win the ‘04 ACC championship. One of the best Terp moments ever.
Shav-lik My Balls | Mar 22, 2007 | Reply
How bout anyone who geos to Duke is Soft as Shit. I have been living in North Carolina for 3 years now, and we head up to Chapel Hill, Raleigh, and Durham to drink and chill, and all the scenes are lame as shit! I grew up in DC/Maryland and lived in College Park (Berwyn Heights bitches) and no town gets down just straight grimy like College Park. We are draggin this drunk friend of ours through Chapel Hill at 2am on a Sat. and every “hard core Tar Heel” is giving us hell for having a drunk chick with us…are you fuckin’ serious? Is it not 2am on a Saturday…you are supposed to be drunk! So, FUCK DUKE, FUCK NC State, and FUCK UNC and all the soft ass towns associated with their soft ass schools. College Park, MD and D.C. for life bitches….EARLY!
Mark | Mar 24, 2007 | Reply
I love how there are all these Dookies leaving subliterate comments who then chastize Maryland for perceived academic inadequacy. I’m a Terp, and I have yet to meet the Dookie who could hang with me intellectually. Beeyotches.
Lindemann | Mar 24, 2007 | Reply
That is the greatest video ever. The key to understanding Duke is that the vast majority of students are people who weren’t accepted by the Ivy League schools they applied to. So, they come to Duke, graduate, then move back north. The vast majority of Duke fans who live in NC are undereducated hicks who could barely graduate from their local community college.
I showed the video to all of my buds at work (we actually work at Duke, but you wouldn’t believe the number of UNC fans who work there). Everyone loved it except for the 2-3 Duke fans we could get to watch it.
Thanks for the laughs.
Kenny | Mar 24, 2007 | Reply
Your Being Tracked Through your IP and I guarantee you Kenny that you will be fired!
Dukie | Mar 25, 2007 | Reply
Everyone here in Kansas hates Duke, they’re fuckin pussies, didn’t do anything in the ACC. Also I love how Maryland beat them and was around even with them in terms of the records, and Duke still was ranked in the teens almost all season. They fuckin suck…
Drunk Jayhawk | Mar 25, 2007 | Reply
Oh my god i hate duke… i hate duke so much… i might hate duke more than you. this was the greatest video ever. ever. ever.
The funny thing is, my reaction to Tyler getting smashed by Henderson was exactly the same, except I threw my remote at the tv and missed hitting the wall behind it and breaking my remote.
that pissed me off even more.
god i hate duke.
but i love the girl in your video, duke can only dream of having women as pretty as her in their student body. their lame ass student body. those pretentious bitches suck.
especially their lawyers. LOSERS.
god dammit im pissed off right now, perhaps even a bit irrational. but i know im rational when i say i fucking hate duke. fuck.
swiftman | Mar 26, 2007 | Reply
Yo swiftman, I just read your little temper-tantrum, damn you are a tard for sure! Who the hell throws stuff because of a game? Dude put on you re-re helmet and run your head into the wall, because you should destroy something that doesn’t hold any value. You will probably go jump off a cliff after reading this cause you are not a rational person, so have fun! I will say that the girl aint bad, i’ve seen better, but she aint bad.
Craig | Mar 30, 2007 | Reply
I’ve been loving your video for the last couple weeks since I stumbled across it. Y’all may be to Dook what N.C. State is to us (Carolina) — that is, “not a big rival” — but everyone knows it still matters. I’m glad to share in the Dook hatred with anyone and everyone! And your video was brilliant — the Osama part always has me in stitches!
FUCK DOOK!
Suzzi | Apr 3, 2007 | Reply
Get a life Rosenberg!
Ditto Girl | Apr 4, 2007 | Reply
So long as idiots like you keeping wasting your energy hating DUKE instead of loving your own team … Duke wins. And you fat, ugly, no hair couch potato bitches cant rap. Give it up!
Brian | Apr 9, 2007 | Reply
Dood u are so psychic. After seeing the UNC-DUKE game, I was like i have to DO something, cuz i know this girl who always makes shit arguments about how dook is “awesome” and i just had to see something like your video to take out my hate for dook. What fags! I can’t believe that coach k has commercials with all his cursing and rat look-a-likingness. but this “dookie” who posted just proves what you made by saying “Your Being Tracked Through your IP and I guarantee you Kenny that you will be fired!” how lame-ass can you get. GO HEELS! and go terps too.
Jealous | Apr 11, 2007 | Reply
silly ass dook fans show’n up like gophers tryin to feel betta bout them gay ass team.
dook can suck mah dick | Apr 30, 2007 | Reply
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