A March Madness Classic from yours truly….enjoy…and FUCK DUKE!!!

39 Comment(s)

1. Dude, that was seriously fucking awesome.

   R.J. | Mar 14, 2007 | Reply

2. f*ckin great, man, thanks.

   neil | Mar 14, 2007 | Reply

3. Unreal…..That was one of the best vids i have seen…not to mention I’m a UNC fan so thats perfect! Damn i love that shit

   Kris White | Mar 14, 2007 | Reply

4. That was funny as hell..lol

   HumanityCritic | Mar 15, 2007 | Reply

5. I must have watched that 60 to 70 times on all the different websites (the Fanhouse, With Leather, this one), and each time I see “This is Why Duke Sucks”, an hour goes by with me watching this video and listening to the song. There’s gotta be a way to get an mp3 of this or something - it’s just too good not to pass up.

   Go Terps, beat Davidson
   Go Lady Terps, beat Harvard
   Most importantly, Go VCU, beat Duke!

   The Babaganoosh | Mar 15, 2007 | Reply

6. Brilliant!!!!–waiting for the remix

   L.J. | Mar 15, 2007 | Reply

7. UNC alum 2003 saying THANKS for this…. i wish Maryland best of luck in the tourney too!

   m | Mar 15, 2007 | Reply

8. How did I not know you had a radio station until I saw the video on Youtube?

   Wonderful. The best thing I’ve seen since Borat.

   Mad props comin’ from NE Brazil.

   Zero Logic | Mar 15, 2007 | Reply

9. Man, no shit, that was most excellent. True, I am a ‘heel fan, but anybody other than a dookie should appreciate that. Please keep that anti-dook shit coming from time to time (you can come up with more reasons they suck)…hilarious!!! Fear the turtle!!!

   CarolinaChuck | Mar 15, 2007 | Reply

10. And VCU moves on! Sorry Duke, but even the CAA knows you suck.

    The Babaganoosh | Mar 15, 2007 | Reply

11. OMFG soooo fucking funny… I hope you loved the first round game, booyaa VCU! Take it easy guys, go UNC go UofA

    AZWildcats | Mar 15, 2007 | Reply

12. Brilliant!!!

    Jerkstore | Mar 15, 2007 | Reply

13. VCU found out first hand hand why they suck. As a UNC fan that was just what I needed to see. It’s Nice

    GusMing | Mar 16, 2007 | Reply

14. You should enjoy this - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fqPBJ_6y_5A

    VCUFan | Mar 16, 2007 | Reply

15. Yeah, I pretty much want to have 10,000 of your babies after that video.

    Carolina girl class of ‘05, my brother’s a Maryland student and I live in Maryland…so I hate Duke for so very many reasons.

    The soccer mom line had me in tears. It’s fucking true too.

    Also, congratulations to Duke on a STELLAR game against VCU. Way to lose to an 11th seeded team, douchebags.

    Sara | Mar 16, 2007 | Reply

16. FUCKING BRILLIANT. I am originally from Chapel Hill, NC and now I attend UA (highest dook hating school in the PAC-10) thus I REALLY REALLY REALLY hate dook. VCU, y’all are our saviours! How sweet it is…

    Go UA
    Go UNC (I have them winning the whole thing)

    a_nomad | Mar 16, 2007 | Reply

17. Outstanding! I was a little surprised no mention was made of Shane “scrotum-head” Battier, and only passing reference to Shelden Williams’ mis-shapen, fish-like head. Shavlik Randolph is a good target, too. Re-mix, maybe?

    FEAR THE TURTLE!!!!

    Testudo Expatriate | Mar 16, 2007 | Reply

18. I had to watch this video about 17 times - absolutely hysterical! I wish I had a copy of the lyrics.

    Megan | Mar 16, 2007 | Reply

19. This really speaks from the heart man, you put into words and to music how we all really feel about the University of New Jersey at Durham. The link was sent to me by my most dook-hating friend, and now I’m passing it along to 40 more UNC fans.

    Getting bounced by VCU? In the first round? Even better then dook not making the Tourney at all.

    Keep up the strong work…Maybe a memorial to their loss?

    Kevin | Mar 16, 2007 | Reply

20. You are amazing! I live in Chapel Hill, and for years I have had to listen to those Dook bastards telling us only UNC fans criticize their lack of ethics. Thanks for keeping the truth out there!

    Kat | Mar 17, 2007 | Reply

21. yo, this shite is off the hiz…i’m trying to memorize it. we’ve watched it at least 15 times today! go heels! mark rosenberg is so funny - you gots to be tribe…do you know joe firstman?

    mollie lutwick | Mar 17, 2007 | Reply

22. 7 of the last 9 ACC tourneys, beat UNC 16 of the last 21 meetings. This is why we suck to you. Cause we own you! Know who sucks? A fat, balding, unfunny wigger and a Re-run wannabe. How many times did it take you to hit that shot at the end? Great editing! Maybe if the other team throws the ball away to unc or calls a timeout without having any left you guys will win another championship. Saddest part is that unc gets some respect from Duke, but terp fans are the biggest crybaby sore losers in all of sports. You are not our rival because you have NO CLASS! Make some more songs about how jealous you are of DUKE! That is after you watch grown men roll around in tights. Haha. FAGS!!!

    R. Williams | Mar 19, 2007 | Reply

23. Got to say that the video was funny, but you are a re re if you think Duke ballers aren’t gettin it done in the league, Jay williams (ROY), Brand (all star), Boozer (all star), Maggette, Sheldon is gettin his, Battier is one of the best defenders in the league, Keep hating, that is what makes us better.

    eric | Mar 19, 2007 | Reply

24. you look joe rogan,
    your boy is anthony anderson,
    this is why…this is why…this is why you suck

    funny video but you are not duke’s rival. go ahead and reply that you own duke and have beaten them 5 out of 7 times but that does not count for anything in terms of rivaly…by your logic of a rivaly VT and UNC are rivals, which we definitely are not. Oh and Duke players in the NBA > Maryland players in the NBA.

    g | Mar 19, 2007 | Reply

25. Man, cold video. Now I have to go watch the last minute of the Duke-Md game from 01 in the Cole Fieldhouse. Now that was a basketball game.

    Myk

    myk | Mar 20, 2007 | Reply

26. GREAT job - need to throw in Deron Washington’s jump over Paulus(who is such a punk) for the remake version

    NOVA Hokie SAYS | Mar 20, 2007 | Reply

27. im also looking for a “this is why kobe sucks”

    Andy | Mar 20, 2007 | Reply

28. UNJ @ Durham Soccer Moms Club of 2009 lookin good for the DVD cover of the sequel to “This is How You Suck!’

    Carolina Blue | Mar 21, 2007 | Reply

29. I love all the dukies coming to the defence of their team….I don’t hate the players of Duke but I do hate their fans. You guys are all a bunch of queers. That’s why I love the video…it’s not all that their players blow its that the fans are a bunch of societial rejects… and you have to admit you have the ugliest chicks in the stands….i think that might be the key to your success..the other team looks up and feels nauseous and stop concentrating on the game.
    And the one guy talks about class.. then comes and rips up some guys video and calls everyone fags…proving your all a joke.
    I think you are all just bitter that your team got the boot soo fast. Our teams have all had early exits in the past but we don’t go around crying about it..
    By the way.. the dude that lists the best duke players in the NBA…. how many of them are white……1 WE should start calling coach K Adolf Rupp cause he refuses to draft blacks….
    Bunch of racists

    Dave | Mar 22, 2007 | Reply

30. Ok - I’m a Duke fan and I gotta give you credit.

    I love it! Just like Laettner loved it when the UNC fans blew kisses at him when he was honored at the acc tourney.

    The short pants thing was a little lame, though. You only showed pix from years ago when all teams wore them like that

    Dean | Mar 22, 2007 | Reply

31. Hey Dave, you have to be a Carolina fan cause only people/tards like you can be so damn dumb! The players in the league are all BLACK, so how is Coach K a racist? Don’t be so damn angery at the world, I like the passion though. Have fun riding the short bus the rest of your life!

    Craig | Mar 23, 2007 | Reply

32. This was a wonderful video and rhyme. However, to really do justice to how much Duke sucks, the song would have to be about 20 minutes long. And mention Mike “Calista” Dunleavy. And I agree with the commenter above that Shane “Scrotumhead” Battier should have gotten a mention. But the best thing about doing a song like this is that there is plenty of material left for remixes, so there you go.

    I enjoyed your show at U-Md., btw, and I always keep the dial locked when I hear you spinning on the radio nowadays.

    Lindemann | Mar 24, 2007 | Reply

33. yo dude that was so fucking hilarious i thought i was gonna die while i was watching it! thanks alot bro!
    p.s try to make up more shit about duke! lol peace

    sammy | Mar 24, 2007 | Reply

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35. Hey Dave…saw the clip, must say its hilarious esp. coming from a Duke fan! The only thing I cant figure out is that,… why your selling out and you having a Duke merchandising company on your website…. and you blame the media and their arrogant fans? Dont blame us… I can honestly say I was thrilled when you guys won it, that was great for the ACC and any RESPECTABLE individual who worships b’ball in this part of the country would know that. You must have a cake “job” to spend that much of your time to put together, what I must say is their “crowning” moments….I completly understand that competition breeds this behavior, but you have to admit… the ACC would not be where it is right now, without Duke or UNC . See, I’m giving credit where credit is not deserved. Give Maryland a rope and now they want to be a cowboy…please

    chappy | Apr 1, 2007 | Reply

36. **** Rosie..i mean rosenberg

    **** PMD | Apr 12, 2007 | Reply

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    glb teens xxh | Apr 14, 2007 | Reply

38. Yall some bitches causew duke is the best team ever and Reddick is the best that was in colege.So shut the hell up because this is why there the best BITCH.

    Mark | Apr 15, 2007 | Reply

39. nice video it almost made me laugh……as far as the terps go i gotta surprise for ya if you go to you tube and type in maryland sucks you will see the error in your actions. i apolgize for not responding quicker as an actor along wit u have no free time, so it had to be on the backburner. so in closing i enjoy your work and it seems like u really have your shit together…..however as a b-ball fan first and duke fan 2nd i have to tell you that sooner or later you must face the facts…..terps sucks enjoy

    G.I.B. (gifted intelligent blackman) | Jul 6, 2007 | Reply

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