Oscar thoughts and questions…
By pmd on Feb 26, 2007 in Life, News & Politics |
God I’ve never cared about the Oscars less. I mean I enjoy celeb stuff. I watch Vh1. I go to the movies. But five hours of self congratulation among the most worshipped-for-no-reason people on Earth is too much for me. So basically–get ready for some good old fashioned hating….
Ok why do all the red carpet interviewers have to tell everyone how beautiful they look even if we all know they look like shit and tomorrow they’re gonna read it on Page Six anyway??
Why does everyone seem to like Chris Connelly so much?? I mean he’s better than Loder, but I just can’t respect MTV newspeople for some reason (I’m sorry, Gideon Yago).
Little Miss Sunshine was really good, but umm–it wasn’t the best movie ever made.
Is it me or is Jennifer Hudson’s head actually growing as the show goes on?
In a year that was dominated by a musical with a wonderful and classic soundtrack, how does Melissa Etheridge win best original song for a song from the Al Gore movie?! Wait–Melissa Etheridge is still around??
Eddie Murphy didn’t win. I didn’t see the movie, but I love Eddie.
What the F is Tom Cruise whispering in Sherry Lansing’s ear??
I think I now hate Al Gore. This guy was the only politician I believed in at all and now he mocks running at the fucking Oscars?? That wasn’t funny. It was depressing.
The Philadelphia Eagles’ Team Mom wins an Oscar!
Wow Beyonce looked like she threw up in her mouth when Jennifer Hudson won.
Helen Mirren is the first grandmilf I’ve seen since Rue McClanahan.
Wait everyone said Hudson outshined Beyonce, right? Because Beyonce just blew her off the stage–and God–Beyonce is the most beautiful woman on Earth (besides my girl..love you baby–shit and I’m already in the dog house). No but seriously, I was three feet from Beyonce for a good ammount of time. TV does her no justice. Jennifer Hudson looks like Donovan McNabb’s mom. Wow I really am hating tonight.
Earlier Ellen Degeneres (who when she’s not doing that insipid and vomit inducing dancing is still really funny) said that without Jews, Blacks, and Gays, there would be no Oscars. Well that is totally true—which is why I’m becoming a homphobic, racist anti-semite.
Are Scorcese’s eyebrows fake? I mean that doesn’t make any sense. But those can’t be real. They look like roadkill.
Forrest won. He was great in The Last King of Scottland. However, he should have won this years ago for Ghost Dog with the Rza.
Wow, are you still upset that you’re still only djing at mickey d’s? Don’t worry, like kanye’s song goes “next week it’s the fries.” You’re moving up man! You are funny, i mean, Mcnabb’s mom, that was hilarious!!! You’re the greatest, it’s truely sad how not one person from here to New York, could see it. Your 0 share was totally underated.
lb | Feb 26, 2007 | Reply
Wow dude, in the scale of patheticness, djing at McDonalds is like 1000x more respectable than being an annoying douchebag who obsessively hates on a former radio personality’s internet blog.
indy | Feb 26, 2007 | Reply
hey indy i forgot how much more respectable a made up position is than me flaming some has-been on his site, btw which im not doing anything different than hes doing on his own page Read the post above
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lb | Feb 26, 2007 | Reply
I hoped eddie would have won as well, and Al Gore’s headfake of a announcement kind of pissed me off too.
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